DYKE Systems Ltd
Dive into the glittery mayhem of DYKE Systems Ltd, a queer cabaret that hilariously subverts corporate girlboss culture and pyramid schemes for a wild night out at Paisley Arts Centre!
About DYKE Systems Ltd
| 17th June 2026 | |
| 7.30pm | |
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Paisley Arts Centre Paisley Arts Centre New Street, Paisley PA1 1EZ |
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| See event website for details | |
| Visit the event website here |
Sally and Susan aren’t your average suburban women. They're business women. And you’re invited to the most prestigious seminar of the year that could help you get filthy rich! Step into the glittery, unhinged world of multi-level marketing mayhem with Fag Packet, Kheski Kobler and Holly Wilson-Guy, the award-winning cabaret and theatre double act.
Equal parts corporate seminar and queer fever dream, DYKE Systems Ltd is a sharp, subversive takedown of pyramid schemes, ruthless heteronormativity and corporate feminism.
Bring your wallets, your carabiner and get ready to find your inner (D)ynamic! (Y)oung! (K)nowledgeable! (E)ntrepreneur!
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