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Singin’ I’m No A Billy He’s A Tim

Des Dillon's smash hit comedy, Singing I'm No A Billy He's A Tim, comes to Johnstone Town Hall as part of it's 20th Anniversary tour!

Singin’ I’m No A Billy He’s A Tim

About Singin’ I’m No A Billy He’s A Tim

A play exploring bigotry and ethnic identity, “Singin’ I’m No A Billy, He’s A Tim” is a phenomenon in Scotland where it has sold out countless nationwide tours, a sensation at the Edinburgh Festival and now touring Internationally.

Written by Des Dillon and Directed by Stephen Cafferty. With Scott Kyle (Outlander, Angels Share, Kajaki and Winner of Stage Award for Acting Excellence), Colin Little (River City, Fried, Gasping, The Secret Agent) and James Miller.

Israeli vs Palestinian, Catholic vs Protestant, Celtic vs Rangers… When tribal factions clash can reason ever prevail?

What happens when on the day of the Old Firm Match, you lock up a Celtic and Rangers fan in a cell together?

Fireworks!

And a weird kind of unity.

Age 16+ : Show contains strong language.

**Please note, Seating at Johnstone Town hall is on a tiered seating bank. Row D and beyond may not be suitable for customers with mobility issues, Please contact the Box Office before booking if you require a wheelchair space or if you have any specific access needs for your visit and we will do our best to help: OneRen_boxoffice@renfrewshire.gov.uk 0300 300 1210

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