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A Play, A Pie, A Pint: Dookin’ Out

A Play, A Pie, A Pint returns to Johnstone Town Hall with Dookin' Oot... a riotous black comedy about a wild money-making scheme in an Easterhouse cooncil flat and going out wi' a bang!

A Play, A Pie, A Pint: Dookin’ Out

About A Play, A Pie, A Pint: Dookin’ Out

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Recommended for Age 16 +

Co-presented with A Play, A Pie and A Pint, Aberdeen Performing Arts and Traverse Theatre.

Written by Éimi Quinn Directed by Jennifer Dick

From her Easterhouse cooncil flat, terminally ill Diane dreams of a peaceful end in the hills of snowy Switzerland, but her state pension just won’t cover it.

She manages to pull on the heartstrings of her sweet carer Julie who, scorned by her cheating husband, hatches a plan to both feel sexy again and help Diane with her dying wish – by becoming a dominatrix! With the help of a young postie who gets them set up on OnlyFans, their kinky enterprise begins…but life, death and chaos stand in the way of ‘sex-cess’.

Dookin’ Oot is a riotous black comedy about a wild money-making scheme in an Easterhouse cooncil flat and going out wi’ a bang!

Content warnings:
Assisted dying, terminal illness, strong sexual references

Biographies:
Éimi Quinn graduated in BA Musical Theatre in 2020 (New College Lanarkshire). Her acting credits include; Beauty and the Beast (Byre Theatre), The Funeral Club (A Play, A Pie and A Pint), The Celtic Story (SEC Armadillo), The Importance of being Earnest, Julius Caesar (Bard in the Botanics), and Shetland (BBC). As a writer, Éimi had her first play The Funeral Club produced in the Spring 2024 season of A Play, A Pie and A Pint. It is currently being developed into a TV series. Éimi was selected for the 2023 Playwright Studio Scotland mentorship programme, where she wrote her second play Skelf under the brilliant guidance of Sara Shaarawi.

Ticket prices include a complimentary pie and drink.

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