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Paisley Comedy Club: Hal Cruttenden

Paisley's best night of stand-up comedy is back — and they've got a truly unmissable line-up... headlining the show is none other than the hilarious Hal Cruttenden!

Paisley Comedy Club: Hal Cruttenden

About Paisley Comedy Club: Hal Cruttenden

Headlining the show is none other than the hilarious Hal Cruttenden—one of the most in-demand comedians in the UK, as seen on Live at the Apollo, Have I Got News for You, Mock the Week, The Royal Variety Performance, and many more! With his razor-sharp wit, brilliantly self-deprecating humour, and pitch-perfect observational comedy, Hal never fails to bring the house down.

Joining him on the bill is the charismatic and quick-witted Pat Monahan, a festival favourite known for his high-energy performances and hilarious storytelling. With a reputation for being one of the most entertaining comics on the circuit, Pat’s set is guaranteed to be packed with big laughs from start to finish.

With a fantastic supporting line-up and a top-class host to keep the night running smoothly, Paisley Comedy Club is bringing you another evening of world-class stand-up right here at Paisley Arts Centre. Whether you're a comedy fanatic or just looking for a great night out, this is the show for you!

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